judson

A gay faggot who likes to yell out i like dicks and will give you a free blow job and is a terrible swimmer because he is a fish

Omg that kid is such a judson

Yea i agree with you

by itsyebo3 April 25, 2017

jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny

"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"

by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010

judson

a teenager with an extremley ripped 8 pack, is generally good at wrestling and dates alot of sarahs and always acts gay and yells "i like penis" more then any other person

that kid is dating sarah kinda like a judson

by benjamin baker March 12, 2008

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

Al Jolson

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but spread all over the face

I didn't just give her the Dirty Sanchez, I gave her an Al Jolson.
Dirty Sanchez
face
poop
crap
shit
facial

by tomhalf October 23, 2014

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

the jonsons

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family

i love the jonsons

by klayton March 1, 2004