When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.
by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013
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proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
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Get the Joby mug.The act of "jobiing" occurs when you are at a sleepover, in a tent with all your friends and you get the sudden urge to turn around and start beating ur dick, you then procide to seduce one of your homies and start sucking him off, you finish the deed and proceed to say "Welp, I'm never doing that again" hinting at the fact that you don't typically suck your homies dick and aren't planning on doing it again.
"How was your sleepover honey?"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"
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