Jouble Dump

When someone fails to double jump in a video game, which leads to their death.

Person 1: HA HA! You died I WIN
Person 2: Bruh that's not even cool I jouble dumped
Person 1: wtf
Person 1: What does that even mean?

by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames June 23, 2016

jobbee jabber

A gay man. A man who jab's wordjobbee/word's, with his willy.

"He couldn't be a jobbee jabber, i didnt get any gay vibes of him. he was a classy fella."
"You're an idiot."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

slobber jobber

to perform an intense blow-job on someone

Barry loves to give repeated slobber jobber action.

by moi74 October 18, 2011

Jabbler

All talk no action. Someone who talks a lot about doing things but never does anything about it.

Daniel is a jabbler. Jordan jabs a lot.

by Javor May 4, 2008

jobbed

To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007