jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

jobbie

Noun. Word used to describe almost anything when the speakers brain is not able to work as fast as the speakers mouth.

You know...the jobbie with the things on it!!!

No, no, no, not that, the jobbie, get that fucking jobbie thing.

by Charlie007 October 21, 2004

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014

Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

jobbie balls

some one who says they will do a trick or stunt and then chikens out when some one brings it up. often used in scotland and said as : jobbie baws!

right its youre turn!
no way am naw stupid!
shut it and go jobbie balls

by simon G October 20, 2005

jobbie

Contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of Jobbie doesn't have anything to do with defecating. A jobbie can be a thing or place.

1) I am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won't jimmy. (OR, in ordinary English: I'm trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won't be pried.)
2) I'm all alone in this jobbie,
No one knows if I'm nice or snobby... (rhyming couplet)

by Agent Chainsawlady March 8, 2004