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An act of a specific form of masturbation. It consists of a person laying on his (sometimes her) back and having his legs in the air, simultaneously defecating onto his own chest and/or face while masturbating and ejaculating into his own mouth. A difficult and largely unknown form of auto-erotica, the Jobro was first invented by the middle Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas.
"Oh dude, Joe Jonas invented a new way of masturbating, the Jobro, it's sick."

"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."

"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
Jobro by Norki 21 February 1, 2010
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Dude, I'd totally let the Jonas Brothers JoBro me. I wanna get JoBroed!
JoBro by Indiana Jamie June 28, 2010

JoBro-Mance 

The term JoBro-Mance means to be "in love" with one or more members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, (being that they are totally hot/cute, and they have thousands of lovers, it is necessary that there be a whole, separate word for this kind of crush) Most of us girls (um...or some boy-ish weirdos who are having a JoBro-Mance are also afflicted with a serious, incurable, and EXTREMLY contagious disorder called OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)
The term JoBro-Mance can be used in a sentence like so:

I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)

I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!
A nickname for the best band in the world ever who got on the Rolling Stones cover twice, hosted the Much Music Awards, won a Much Music Award, are hosting the Teen Choice Awards, are nominated for 11 Teen Choice Awards including their brother Frankie, performed at the Grammies and got nominated for a Grammy!!!! This term is used on television, magazines and among friends.
OMJ aren't the Jobros amazing.

Jobro Kevin recently got engaged to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa.
Jobro by JOBRO FAN 09 July 18, 2009
A nickname for one of the most amazing bands on the planet, the Jonas Brothers.
OMJ! Aren't the JoBros just so so so amazing?
JoBros by jonas.sister October 14, 2008
A shortening of the name "Jonas Brothers"
best band evuur
did you see the jobros in concert last night?
yeah i love them!
jobros by olena April 10, 2008
When you are pranked by a Jonas Brother.
The audience got Jobro'd when the Jonas Brothers sprayed them all with white foam during the concert.
Jobro'd by forthejonai March 27, 2010