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jizzbang

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
by counterfeit October 12, 2004
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jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous
Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!
by tbosien3 February 15, 2010
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Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)
dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!
by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006
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jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche
by evak April 6, 2008
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jizzauce

Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.
I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!
by NUGe13 July 20, 2010
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Jizzface

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.
damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!
by quachified September 16, 2005
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Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.
D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!
by Oya June 6, 2003
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