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Jizzle Shits 

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.
You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits
Jizzle Shits by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

va jizzle 

i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants!
va jizzle by jerk away June 5, 2010

jizzle crane 

term relating to and meaning penis
hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long
jizzle crane by remt October 31, 2006

Jizzle Berries 

The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.
I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.
Jizzle Berries by classyguy27 December 20, 2010

jizzness trip 

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
jizzness trip by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

Jizzle Physics 

The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.
Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."