Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

Jizzemite

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015

Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

Jizzed

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010