Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.
1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical
2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical
2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical
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Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
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DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic
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Kirsten's such a whore! i hate her so much. one time iw as at a party and i was wearing my burberry scarf and they were like " that's really nice" and then she touched it and was like " that's not real," like she knows or something because herparents live in england or something.
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