jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

by adefblackguy September 14, 2013

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.

Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.

by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009

Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

Jizzsicle

Another slang for Dick

His Jizzsicle started dripping

by Bloxman830 August 3, 2013

jizzalicious

Jizzalicious - Is when the cum is actually nice or there is lots of it

Oh my god he came on me and it was Jizzalicious :)

by tomparry367 November 15, 2007

jizzabetic

from the latin " jizzabeticus" meaning one who needs constant maintenance of jizz intake due to a biological predisposition towards unstable levels of jizz; a jizzabetic is in need of daily jizz injections to maintain homeostasis.

Kirsten's such a whore! i hate her so much. one time iw as at a party and i was wearing my burberry scarf and they were like " that's really nice" and then she touched it and was like " that's not real," like she knows or something because herparents live in england or something.

by will roan March 1, 2005

Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009