jive

a language meant for the jungle, often mistaken for monkeys communicating in tropical rainforest. It is believed that the tongue of the chimpanzee and the african american are simular in so many ways, it has prompted further testing.

Black man: Ahhh yeah.... aaahhhhh ahahhhhh ahhhh yeah uknow'im sayin.. huh haahhhh ahhahhhh hoo hoo

Monkey: I don't speak jive.. did you say, "Can I get a banana bitch!"

by reverend x March 7, 2007

Jive

disgusting, unpleasant, trifling.

"That jive ass hoe, always giving head to strangers in the bathroom."

by peterpumk1neater May 5, 2009

jive

To annoy.
To throw off one's style/ego

Quit jivin' me, turkey. A turkey is a bad person.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

jive

to be at peace with the world because you just don't give a damn.
Apathy bliss.
Foolish Pewee Rhetoric.
mind like water philosophy
rogue or stray cat mentality

" Hey, jive brother."
" Hey, stop jiving me."

by Radec March 4, 2003

jive

Formerly a word used in Georgia meaning lame, or stupid, or retarded

How did the cookie feel?
He was felling crummy.
Shut yo ass up with that jive ass joke.

by NobodyMan June 25, 2005

Jive

Similar to 'groove' or 'groovy', generally used to denote something cool or agreeable

Man, getting consent is jive

by JaySamby November 5, 2017

Jive

Similar to 'groove', generally used to denote something cool or good

Yo, that's a jive dog

Man, getting consent is so jive

Dude, I can jive with that lasagna

by JaySamby November 5, 2017