18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

Jamaican Truck Stop

When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.

Did you hear what happened last week?

No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.

Oh shit!! No way!

by Billy ooo February 14, 2020

Jamaican lamb's wool

weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..

Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool

by yardobeef December 28, 2007

Jamaican Relay

The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.

Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.

by I don't give a fuck holy shit! August 2, 2010

Jamaican Cigarette

A marijuana blunt rolled thin and short to the relative size of a cigarette.

Vince: "Let's roll a blunt!"
Nate: "Okay, but I only have enough weed for a jamaican cigarette."

by Cornweezy January 3, 2011

jimaima

she’s pretty cool and fun but can also get really manipulative when she wants something, she tends to have a good reputation around adults and seems demonic with other people such as her peers, she has really pretty eyes and would make a really good partner, most of the time she can be really closed off and shy but opens up over time, she loves fun but also gets really worried if its too much for her. she overthinks and always expects bad things to happen, but always helps herself think and feel better after. if you meet someone like jimaima, you should keep them.

person 1: “guess who i just became friends with!!”
person 2: “who??”
person 1: “jimaima!”
person 2: “oh wow! i heard shes super nice!!”

by alcinasmaid August 21, 2021