A boy that developed osteoporosis due to a lack of calcium. He is milk deficient due to an absent father as well has having no bitches. While sleeping, he gets really hard and jumps his bed.
by AToastedLoafOfDeliciousBread August 10, 2023
Get the Jilk Nomilc mug.An e-jinks occurs when 2 people online chatting and send an identical message at the same time. Once the e-jinks has been called out the one who was jinks cannot respond until the jinks has been lifted. Thus enduring the mundane details of the other's life, day, sexual history, etc.
B: im so happy for them!!!!!!!
R: im so happy for them!
B: e-jinks
B: guess what I did today?
B: oh no guesses?? Well let me start from the beginning
B: I woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn't until the 3rd train that I actually got up
B: made coffee
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B: and then I started talking you, R
R: you are bloody boring
R: im so happy for them!
B: e-jinks
B: guess what I did today?
B: oh no guesses?? Well let me start from the beginning
B: I woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn't until the 3rd train that I actually got up
B: made coffee
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B: and then I started talking you, R
R: you are bloody boring
by sallylabets September 11, 2011
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The act of expelling large amounts of watery excrement and roughly marble-sized bits of feces (jills) from the rectum within an extremely short period of time.
by colonel mustrd June 21, 2010
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"Did you think about me while you jinksyed last night?"
"Did you think about me while you jinksyed last night?"
by darkhairroxmysox March 18, 2007
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