Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

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Jimblejaw

Jumbling spoken words.

I'm all jimblejaw today, I keep getting my wucking mords fuddled

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jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.

Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!

by Jib Slice May 28, 2010

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Jibbet

A joint, a spliff, the wackky tobaccy, doing, weed.

Dom - Oi lad you wanna come smoke a fat jibbet?
Kieran - fuck yeah!

by Kieronia joe June 11, 2018

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jibblies

A sensation occurring when something seriously creeps you out. In many cases it will cause you to twitch and say "jibblies" involuntarily.

Strong Bad: You may notice I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies.

by rwlptr March 6, 2010

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