1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".
Jew: FUCK YOU!
Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 19, 2006
Get the Jews for Jesus mug.The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
Get the Jews For Jesus mug.1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.
Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews
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1.) playing a video game and something CHEAP, GAY, UNEXPLAINABLE, TOTALLY RANDOM, happens to you
2.) when you father is too CHEAP to buy you car, and your cousin has one and he say JEWS FOR YOU
Cousin- Yo, your baba buy you car yet?
Me- no, he CHEAP like JEW
Cousin- haha, Jews for you
1.) playing a video game and something CHEAP, GAY, UNEXPLAINABLE, TOTALLY RANDOM, happens to you
2.) when you father is too CHEAP to buy you car, and your cousin has one and he say JEWS FOR YOU
Cousin- Yo, your baba buy you car yet?
Me- no, he CHEAP like JEW
Cousin- haha, Jews for you
by rastabinladen October 22, 2007
Get the Jews for you mug.Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.
When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.
They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.
They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
by BeStill December 5, 2019
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Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
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