Jew

A person of high morals, integrity, and character who practices Judaism.
That guy who funded that hospital...he's a Jew.
by Decent Human Being December 06, 2017
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Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.
1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?
by Starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
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Jew

A group of people who's religion is Judaism. The young guys somehow get all the girls.
I don't mean to be offensive but young Jewish guys seem attractive to girls in general.
Guy 1: How is Matthew getting all the girls?
Guy 2: He's a Jew, I heard that many of them were trying to have sex with him.
Guy 1: ooohhhhh
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jeweli

The most prettiest girl ever!!!! SHE HAS BODY GOALS! No one better step in her way she will beat ASS! She is so caring and knows how to make a smile. The guy who has her is a lucky man! Her eyes will sparkle up the night with perfection, everyone needs a jeweli
James: "woah did you see that girl"

Nick: "yea, thats jeweli everyone wants her!"
by Delana.duhh February 22, 2018
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Jew

another form of the word you, when talking to a jew.
RACHEL! What are Jew doing?!

Do jew want to go to the mall?
by choysee! July 11, 2008
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jew

Abbreviation of "what did you" or just "did you"
Jew do to piss her off like that?

Jew fuck her last night?
by harrumph July 11, 2008
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Jew

1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

it is neither better nor worse than any other religion/culture/ethnicity in any way. Jews have been opressed, and used as scape-goats, in many points throughout history but so have other cultures.

i think it is dangerous both either elevate people who are Jewish or to look down on them!
bob dylan is Jewish...............um
my dad, and his family, are Jewish...........
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i am not Jewish
Jesus was jewish
you may or may not be a jew
Hitler didn't like the Jews, neither did the ancient Egyptians

by erica zilinski December 05, 2005
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