1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout
by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007
Get the Jewmonster mug.To really chince out when pouring a drink. It's when you say "double" but really the bartender only pours you a "one and a half". Rarely acceptable. Acceptable only under exceptional circumstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. You are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circumstance.
Hulk was sooo mad that the bartender Jewpoured him a drink. Took Hulk 10 drinks to get a Hulk Buzz. Hulk Mad. Hulk Man Really Mad.
by The Hulk Man Really Mad September 24, 2010
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by B_diazz November 23, 2016
Get the Jewpinion mug.Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006
Get the Jewton mug.the term "jewpope" is one used to stop a conversation in it's tracks. derived, assumingly, from the words JEW and POPE, because those two words put together are a bit awkward and would tend to end conversation. After a Jewpope has been called, the conversation that was just jewpoped cannot be reassumed until at least 3 more conversations have taken place.
guy1: And so then things got weird. He started taking his pants off, and then he took of mine....
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.
by S.Top May 5, 2009
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