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Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout
"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"
by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007
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Jewpour

To really chince out when pouring a drink. It's when you say "double" but really the bartender only pours you a "one and a half". Rarely acceptable. Acceptable only under exceptional circumstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. You are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circumstance.
Hulk was sooo mad that the bartender Jewpoured him a drink. Took Hulk 10 drinks to get a Hulk Buzz. Hulk Mad. Hulk Man Really Mad.
by The Hulk Man Really Mad September 24, 2010
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Jewpinion

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.
No one wants your Jewpinion
by B_diazz November 23, 2016
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Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006
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jewpope

the term "jewpope" is one used to stop a conversation in it's tracks. derived, assumingly, from the words JEW and POPE, because those two words put together are a bit awkward and would tend to end conversation. After a Jewpope has been called, the conversation that was just jewpoped cannot be reassumed until at least 3 more conversations have taken place.
guy1: And so then things got weird. He started taking his pants off, and then he took of mine....
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.
by S.Top May 5, 2009
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JewMoneys

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.
Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!
by blackstar450 April 21, 2009
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jewpod

an ipod that does not always work correctly and loves to piss people off
man1: my ipod isnt working right!!

man2: wow what a jewpod
by darth revan945 July 13, 2010
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