jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jewdrive

Strategically using neutral to preserve gas.

Your almost out of gas you should put it in Jewdrive.

by TheSpongebob June 1, 2010

jewdorito

A female Jew who has a cheesy taco and anal juice

I jewdorito all up in anal juice and cheesy taco all over my fat duck

by Handiwork she December 20, 2014

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

dirty jewkkake

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.

At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change

by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016

jewkle

Mans best friend (Canis lupus familiaris) Cumbrian Term for dog.

I am going to take the jewkle out for a nash.

by Albert Brown June 11, 2006

jewkaboo

A Jewish person with definative jewish features, like a big nose, curly black hair, light skin, and a love for money.

Jewkaboo can be used as an insult...its not nice to call a jewish guy one

Look at that Jewkaboo walking down our street.

by Frank Peters March 30, 2008