jewgo

1.)Pregnent jewish person

2.)Tim

Tim ur such a frickin jewgo. howd u become fuckin pregnent?

by Lankey December 28, 2008

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

jewgina

A Female Jews Vagina.

Mollys Jewgina was all up in my manspace.

by cuntsmagee December 9, 2007

jewgolo

A male prostitute with special features. These men are always circumcised and often overcharge. Common features include curled locks, large noses and ears as well as propensity for mathematics.

This jewgolo told me it would cost $20 dollars, but I ended up paying $55. It almost felt like I was the one who got fucked in the ass.

by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

Jewagon

Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black

Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.

by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008

JewMoneys

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.

Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!

by blackstar450 April 21, 2009