For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.
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Get the jewkle mug."Jewngle Fever" Is the term given to the ironic turn of events where an african-american (or a member of another group of people) finds him or herself attracted to those of the Jewish persuasion.
Christine is racially ambiguous and living in Brooklyn. She stares in admiration at every man walking down the street with a wool suit, long beard and a yarmulka. Christine has jewngle fever. (and this is a good thing)
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Get the jewlee mug.When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.
He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!
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Get the Jewlemma mug.A Jewish person of or wanting to be of African descent. A half Jewish and half African American person.
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Get the jewger mug.the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"
Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"
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