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Jewdiligence

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.
by rabbihacker March 18, 2019
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Jedi Dread

A single dreadlock in the underside of your hair near or behind the ear similar to the Jedi (Padawan) Braid
Cool Person #1: Dude, look at that chick's dreadlock! That's sick!
Cool Person #2: Yeah man, that's a Jedi Dread!
by wecameasmexicans March 23, 2011
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The Last Jedi

The eighth film in the main Star Wars saga, that divided Star Wars fans, with those who disliked the movie being extremely vocal on the internet, especially directing hate towards Rian Johnson, the director. Many fans have campaigned for Disney to remake the movie, with some petitions passing their signature goals by thousands. One thing from the movie unites fans however. The Canto Bight scene is really poor.
Me: Idk, I kinda liked The Last Jedi.
Literally everyone: Oi. Fuck off! You’re the only one who thinks that!
by SevenGillShark August 25, 2018
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The Last Jedi

What you see when you look down into the base of the toilet after a fierce session of fiery diarrhoea.
Man 1: Oh no! I didn't make it to the john in time! Now The Last Jedi is all over my kitchen floor...
by TheDefinerOfThingsUndefined January 23, 2018
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Jewcifer

the jew worships Jewcifer during tax season
by Jewasaurus February 19, 2009
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Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
by duckistleader May 7, 2009
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Jedimiller

An honorary title given to the king of the beta males. A man in this position may play with star wars toys all day despite being middle aged. He also may drink excessive amounts of cheap beer (coors light) in a bathtub while obsessing over an unattractive former podcast host.
Heather is not impressed by the antics of Jedimiller.
by LoraineTen May 3, 2019
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