Jewdrive

Strategically using neutral to preserve gas.

Your almost out of gas you should put it in Jewdrive.

by TheSpongebob June 1, 2010

jewdorito

A female Jew who has a cheesy taco and anal juice

I jewdorito all up in anal juice and cheesy taco all over my fat duck

by Handiwork she December 20, 2014

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

jewdini

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them

"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"

by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewdoo

Similar to voodoo, except, instead of hexing someone you just make him/her feel extremely guilty.

My mother is the High Priestess of Jewdoo.

by Dr. Flankenstein June 10, 2018

JewDog

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.

My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"

by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013