jethro

What Squidward uses to address Spongebob when he thinks Spongebob is acting like a pioneer, particularly when they are trying to deliver a Krusty Krab pizza.

Oh don't tell me, JETHro... the pioneers?

by Bbobe26 December 11, 2011

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012

Jetaroo

My black cat

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo

by Rossum November 27, 2012

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

jethro tull

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".

Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...

by lancelot323 May 13, 2007

jethro

The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo.

What the hell are you doing you Jethro?

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.

Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.

by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009