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jealous bitch

a bitch that's just jealous and talks trash about you
jealous bitch: that girl is so fugly she thinks she is the shit
girl: oh that's just a jealous bitch
by what girl? April 12, 2005
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Jealous Elk

When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.
Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.
by V-reezy March 10, 2008
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jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008
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jealousy pic

A photo of a female that enrages her boyfriend and makes him jealous. Most jealousy pics are taken in night clubs then posted on Facebook for the world to see.
Duder 1: "Check out this pic of my girl. Look at that guy kissing on her cheek. What the hell is that about?"

Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."

Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
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jealousy

I'm jealous of myself.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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jealous bitch

jealous bitch can be used to describe a person (either male or female) or a group of people, showing jealousy about other's acheivement and talk bad around for nonsense.
Chinese A: Japs are provoking China by claiming our Diaoyu Island recently. What a fucked up country?
Chinese B: Those dip shit in the tiny islands cannot handle our GDP overpass them, and their economy is in deep shit now. They are just bunch of jealous bitch.
Chinese A: Yeah, let us nuke those jealous bitch again now.

Chinese B: I will burn my shit honda civic.
by A#131642 September 30, 2012
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jealousy

the stupidest thing ever. all it does is show that u have no trust in whoever ur with
if ur jealous of ur best friend talking to ur boyfriend....advice? get over it and trust ur boyfriend and BFF coz shes the best and only ull ever have....sorry john< and cristina!!! i love u guys foever. and i trust u with everything i have.
by becky December 1, 2004
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