Get the Jervois mug.The act of practising homosexuals expressing dismay and anger at the promotion of cabaret superstar Holly Jervis.
by GemmaCollinsFan December 20, 2022
Get the Anti-Jervism mug.Yo, his girl is lookin through his phone right now. Homie is straight jervin!
“I’m gonna fail this test, I’m jervin hard right now”
“I’m gonna fail this test, I’m jervin hard right now”
by Treeli September 6, 2018
Get the Jervin mug.1.Some one that has alot of style or flare that no one else has. Some one that is Jervis could have a mullet or white shoes.
2.A sweet sweet last name
2.A sweet sweet last name
by Matt Hickman August 21, 2006
Get the Jervis mug.A jervais (aka a jervon) is a pyhsical and vocal reaction on a whim after some particularly silly and jovial event has transpired.
Specifically, a jervais is a gesture with the forearm beginning parallel to the body and moving across the body culminating in a single arm folding.
Whilst this arm action has occured, the performer of the jervais must contort his face exceptionally insanely (semi closing the eyes) and whilst opening his mouth audaciously speak the words "ehhhh jervais"
It is possible to perform a jervon without the aforementioned hand movement and go straight to the vocal embodiment of the sentiment. (if you're lazy, in a confined space or being subtle)
Also, for subtlety, a gentle arm swing will suffice in certain circumstances.
Specifically, a jervais is a gesture with the forearm beginning parallel to the body and moving across the body culminating in a single arm folding.
Whilst this arm action has occured, the performer of the jervais must contort his face exceptionally insanely (semi closing the eyes) and whilst opening his mouth audaciously speak the words "ehhhh jervais"
It is possible to perform a jervon without the aforementioned hand movement and go straight to the vocal embodiment of the sentiment. (if you're lazy, in a confined space or being subtle)
Also, for subtlety, a gentle arm swing will suffice in certain circumstances.
"I just added a ridiculous word to urbandictionary.com that is actually used for the above reasons"
"Ehhhhhhhhh jervais!!!!!!"
"Ehhhhhhhhh jervais!!!!!!"
by Jervon Corp Ltd (c) corp May 1, 2006
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First, and currently the only, player to complete story mode on solo/legendary modes, with all difficulty skulls turned on (except ‘envy’), and no deaths. Completion of this feat proved to be impossible for nearly 2 decades, and doing so won a bounty of 20,000 US dollars (set by MoistCr1tikal) for JerValin and his family.
First, and currently the only, player to complete story mode on solo/legendary modes, with all difficulty skulls turned on (except ‘envy’), and no deaths. Completion of this feat proved to be impossible for nearly 2 decades, and doing so won a bounty of 20,000 US dollars (set by MoistCr1tikal) for JerValin and his family.
“I’m going to play Mario kart, and I’m not going to fall off the rainbow Road for an entire race!”
“Who do you think you are? JerValin?”
“Who do you think you are? JerValin?”
by Who’s peter August 5, 2022
Get the JerValin mug.i apologize for the dumb ass who define port jervis 1st.
it is actually in new york. the ice cream shop is called the creamery (really hot ppl work there) and shop rite is in montague, NJ (see montague) there arent that many hillbillies. trucks cant navigate through the small streets and it was nominated the coolest small town to live in.
every year someone finds a way to die... usually a teenager.
the only good thing this town has going for it is the fact that its way cooler than a new jersey town and that its wrestling team is really good. (or was at one point)
it is actually in new york. the ice cream shop is called the creamery (really hot ppl work there) and shop rite is in montague, NJ (see montague) there arent that many hillbillies. trucks cant navigate through the small streets and it was nominated the coolest small town to live in.
every year someone finds a way to die... usually a teenager.
the only good thing this town has going for it is the fact that its way cooler than a new jersey town and that its wrestling team is really good. (or was at one point)
friend: did anyone die yet this year in port jervis?
me: umm idk... wait yea. some dude who graduated 2 years ago died.
friend: where?
me: i think by the hawks nest
friend: ohh yea!!! he crashed right?
me: umm idk... wait yea. some dude who graduated 2 years ago died.
friend: where?
me: i think by the hawks nest
friend: ohh yea!!! he crashed right?
by dude who wrote it January 31, 2009
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