Fuck Me Jerry

A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.

For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.

"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
FUCK ME JERRY.
FUCK ME."

by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016

Jeri

A pretty, beautiful woman, both inside and out, has a bubbly and fun personality and puts others before herself, very smart and witty, someone you will indeed never forget, probably the most kind person you'll ever meet in life. Jeri has a heart of gold, her smile will always cheer you up, very difficult to fall out of love with her because once you're in love you will stay in love. She is impossible to hate, she loves unconditionally. She loves her family, friends, pets more than anything. Has a big sense of humor, can be weird in her own way and can make anybody happy. She is slow to anger and quick to forgive, everybody needs a Jeri in their life.

So I talked to Jeri today, she's so nice! do you think i've got a chance with her?

by NAMELESS GURU November 6, 2015

Dammit Jerry!

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."

TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."

by RicoBHI August 30, 2012

Jerry Yan

Jerry Yan (Chinese: 言承旭; pinyin: Yán Chéngxù); born January 1, 1977) is a Taiwanese actor and a member of Taiwanese boy band F4. His birth name is Liao Yangzhen (Chinese: 廖洋震; pinyin: Liào Yángzhèn). With his role of "Dao Ming Si" in Meteor Garden, Jerry Yan became a sensation across Asia almost overnight. His devotion to "Shan Cai" has redefined our generation's definition of "Ideal Boyfriend" as he won the affections of girls all over Asia ever since the year Meteor Garden was aired as it continues to capture the hearts of many and even sparked reproductions in Korea and Philippines. Jerry Yan is the icon of the huge wave of male beauty and TV genre "idol drama" in greater China regions started 10 years ago. His fan base also spreads among many Asian countries/regions like Taiwan, China, Hong Kong, Macau, Japan, Korea, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Vietnam, Thailand, Australia etc., as well as other countries like England, France, US and Canada.

Jerry Yan is so hot!

by meteorgardenfangirl June 19, 2010

jerrie thirlwards

Jerrie Thirlwards is a hoemance (also known as a sismance) between band members Jade and Perrie from Little Mix.

"Did you see the way Jade looked and Perrie during that interview?"
"Jerrie Thirlwards forever!"

by Delilah Tomlinson November 23, 2013

Jerry Anderson

The weird band director of McDowell who walks around with his MacBook and says “Hi” to everyone he knows. You know when he’s coming because you’ll see a tall, bald guy with glasses who walks weirdly. If you see him, you should run because you know he’ll say something to you if you walk by him. Jerry can be funny, but also serious sometimes.

A: “Has anyone seen Jerry at all?”
*Jerry starts to make his way upstairs*
B: “HES ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS. RUN BEFORE JERRY ANDERSON SEES US.”

by jr_sxmnt December 20, 2019

Jerni

The most beautiful girl in the world who has a great sense of humor. A girl named Jerni is usually very hardworking and smart. She is a hopeless romantic and will do anything for someone she loves. She is fun-loving and incredibly sweet.

Jerni is not just the name of a band
Every guy needs their own Jerni

by Jerni July 13, 2017