Jerking off stalefish 

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

Jerking off stalefish by nathan May 13, 2005

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand 

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Jerking off stalefish 

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

Jerking off stalefish by Valo January 1, 2005

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

jerking off a whole assing horse by unteched March 20, 2021

jerking off the wall 

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

jerking off the wall by Southslice October 6, 2013

jerking off butterfly's 

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

jerking off butterfly's by bbenoit November 5, 2010

Jerking off stalefish 

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

Jerking off stalefish by Fredwasright October 10, 2005