piss jerker

Somone that urinates after they masturbate to flush the urethra of all traces of sperm.

I am a piss jerker

by Mr. BlowJangles April 8, 2004

Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

JERKER19

A famous youtuber who gets over 1000 subscribers a day he is very friendly and does videos on hot topics so anyone can find something that interests them

JERKER19 has awesome videos i wish i had his ideas

by JERKER19 July 17, 2010

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.

Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.

by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019

Javelin Jerker

A term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for those who use the javelin lock on to kill unsuspecting victims. Those who use Javelins on playlists such as Search and Destroy and frequently called this.

Wafflecopter365: OMG DAMN IT, WHAT A JAVELIN JERKER!
Dbagdevin431: HAHA you blow!

Jacksonsboytoy: my gosh... i'm such a Javelin Jerker.

by dalamo April 3, 2010