Jersediction

When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.

Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”

Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”

by Project6195 July 13, 2020

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

jerked

To have your penis jerked Off

she jerked me off hardcore

by alexi chow May 13, 2005

Jerked Up

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.

I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

jeered

On top, the hardest one, in control.

Dont fuck with frank he's jeered up.

by snow_reefer July 5, 2017

Jerred

A great and handsome leader who's objective in life is to persue his dreams and become the man he has been called to be, Aloso having a lot of chips ,having dumb fits,very attractive,very athletic, being solid on weirdos,And throwing up after seeing ugly trends.

Hey there goes the one and only gurber jerred.

by Jerred hills March 13, 2017