Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!

oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!

by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

leeroy jenkins

someone who is so wreckless in a video game that it is downright insane

oh my god leeroy jenkins stop you'll get us all killed!

by fishlover21 June 17, 2016

Sheneneh Jenkins

Seriously the best character Martin Lawrence put up on his tv show MARTIN.

Age: 26
Occupation: Weave Technician
Status: Single and loves to mingle

Sheneneh says, she's very much a lady, and likes a
Brother that's down. If he disrespects her though,
she'll beat him like he stole something.

Disrespectful date:

Chris Rock : Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with five dollars!

Sheneneh Jenkins: You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!

by Nat-alie October 16, 2005

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

Jensine

A beautiful woman you knew for most of your life, but never knew well enough. You probably passed by and said hello many times, but nothing more. Once you really got to talk to her and understand her, you realized very quickly that she is the most amazing person in the world. She understands you better than any other person. She is kind-hearted, quiet yet very affirmative, beautiful, loving, caring and more than anything else, loves God. You fell in love with her from the first long conversation you ever had. You will lava her always!

Jensine, will you marry me?

by J.B.G. September 5, 2019