Jenison

A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.

Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse

by Ashely rose December 21, 2019

Jenison

A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.

Crap my parents are forcing me to go to Jenison... damn.

by dlkjflsjd February 12, 2009

jenieus

someone with the smarts on retardedly cool things.

- Jane does something retardedly cool -
Mark: Oh, you're such a jenieus!

by jenieus February 18, 2011

JeniisJammers

Secret community on twitter. Mostly made up of Janet Devlin fans.

Do you know who JeniisJammers is?

no, beats me.

by sc24xx December 31, 2011

Jengus

Slang word for a joint or cannabis.

"Pass that jengus"

"Awrite mate, you got any jengus?"

by The void February 20, 2015

jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

Jonius

Someone who has a wide knowledge of the Jonas Brothers

"Nick Jonas' starbucks addiction is Green Tea Frappuccino's"
"Wow Helen you are a Jonius"

by Sami11 September 28, 2009