something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it
The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.
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Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.
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Get the Jizztastical mug.An adjective which encompases all that is great about being a jap. From juicy sweatsuits to baby blue BMWs from tiffany's charm bracelets to tacky J'adore Dior t-shirts.
Omg, have you checked out Rebecca Goldhorowitz's new cashmere Juicy sweatsuit? Throw that together with a pair of Tory Burch's and you've got yourself one japtastic outfit.
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