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jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it
The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.
by the suckster360 January 18, 2010
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Jazz-tastic

Awesome, amazing, extraordinarily
Stephanie asked Patrick " How are you doing?" Patrick responded "I am Jazz-tastic!"
by steph88 May 31, 2018
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orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.
1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!
by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010
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Jamtastical

Jamtastical (jam•TAST•ih•kahl) Adjective 1. The only word in existence that describes how awesome Space Jam is. (jam•TAST•ih•kahl•ised) Verb 1. To turn somebody into a Space Jam fan through use of the word.
Use 1:
"Man, Space Jam is completely jamtastical!"
Use 2:
"He totally just jamtasticalised me!"
by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017
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janktastic

The horrid, janky smell of college dorms. It varies and ranges daily, but it is never pleasant and may cause sour facial expressions.
Jana, it is janktastic here!

Wow...this janktastic smell never goes away, Morgan!
by Morgan&Jana February 8, 2009
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Jizztastical

Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.
DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!
by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010
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japtastic

An adjective which encompases all that is great about being a jap. From juicy sweatsuits to baby blue BMWs from tiffany's charm bracelets to tacky J'adore Dior t-shirts.
Omg, have you checked out Rebecca Goldhorowitz's new cashmere Juicy sweatsuit? Throw that together with a pair of Tory Burch's and you've got yourself one japtastic outfit.
by AMarrisE May 11, 2008
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