A person who you think is one of your friends until he sells out to his bitch of a woman.
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Jayms forgot all about "Bro's before Ho's" and so now his name will live in infamy under the definition of a sellout to his friends.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
An ignoramus person, most often annoying, loud, insensitive.
Possibly addicted to a habit and unaware, dismissing any suggestions to help with the addiction.
It is common for a Jaymes to have a very short temper, and can only see the one side of things, which favors the subject the most. Most often a moocher and unathletic.
Possibly addicted to a habit and unaware, dismissing any suggestions to help with the addiction.
It is common for a Jaymes to have a very short temper, and can only see the one side of things, which favors the subject the most. Most often a moocher and unathletic.
1) You fat fuck, you are such a Jaymes!
2) Holy shit, did you see that? He couldn't even do five push-ups in P.E.! He's such a Jaymes.
2) Holy shit, did you see that? He couldn't even do five push-ups in P.E.! He's such a Jaymes.
by I Like CheeseCake March 3, 2007
She is of the friendlies people you can meet. She is very sweet and has a loving heart. Loyal to those she lovess. BUT Watch out boys , she might just steal one of the boys from the group. So be careful but she is loyal to the homie. So good for the boys but not good for the relationship between the boys.
Jayms is a very kind hearted person.
by Chokkie May 30, 2022
Jaymes are often females. Finding a wild Jaymes is incredibely rare as they have negative in their IQ tests. Jaymes makes all the people around him/her/it/other moister than an oyster (specially men.) Jaymes are easily aroused by old people.
Old Guy: "That kid is looking at me"
Old guy Numbr 2: "watch out thats a wild Jaymes he will rape you."
Old guy Numbr 2: "watch out thats a wild Jaymes he will rape you."
by Swag/Edgelord Numbr 1.88365276 September 11, 2017
A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.
by gullllllllll! January 24, 2011