Hugh Jarse

A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.

"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."

by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007

Jarate

Jarate, meaning "karate in a jar", is a unlock-able secondary weapon for the Sniper in Team Fortress 2. It is literally a mason jar filled with urine that is capped with a screw-on lid. This secondary weapon will cover any enemy in the radius of effect with Jarate and allows the other team to register damage as mini-crits for 10 seconds. This weapon can also extinguish teammates (including yourself) and reveal Spies that are cloaked or disguised. The cool-down for the Jarate before it can be used again is 20 seconds. Extinguishing teammates reduces this cool-down by 20%, taking the time down to 16 seconds before re-use. The Jarate is counted as a projectile when thrown, which allows Pyros to reflect the Jarate with the compression blast. Players who unlock 11 Sniper achievements will be rewarded with the Jarate.

Sniper: Jarate!
(jar breaks and reveals a cloaked enemy spy)
Enemy Spy: Is this? Mon dieu!
(sniper kills spy with kukri with added mini-crits from Jarate)

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

jamster

Annoying little shit-tard of a mobile phone/ring tone commercial company that has taken over the world and infected our homes and the streets with the ever annoying "crazy frog"! jamster likes to appear on T.V every 2 minutes with its creepy necropheliac frog with a teeny prick and a retard helmet singing like a freakin grand prix race. Crazy frog (aka Axel F) has even made it to #1 here in Australia and in the UK music charts!!! (sad but true! ) aghhh...god help us!!!!

bing bing baaawww baaww baww...ding ding ding dading ding dawwwg dawwg!!!!!

FUCK! CRAP! SHIT!!!!!! I can't get it out of my head!

by u r cool September 14, 2005

jamster

Ringtone, wallpaper and other crap internet business which
targets children and then makes it incredibly difficult to
unsubscribe from their service. Texting STOP doesn't stop them from stealing money from your mobile.
Want to get back at Jamster ?
Got broadband ?
get something called wget (free, part of cygwin) and
set up a loop that continuously does
wget -r www.jamster.com
or wget -r www.jamster.co.uk
Waste their bandwidth. Hit them in the pocket!
Get enough people to do this and they'll get the message.

Jamster steals money from kids

by Nyebodnye December 31, 2005

jamster

Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.

"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005

Jamster

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!

Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user

by I_hate_Jamster! August 9, 2005

jamster

you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

'bullshit.'

"I got a new jamster ringtone"
"You die now."

by james t April 13, 2005