jabies

An ailment that aflicts one who was bitten by a ravenous Jew. Often results in vomiting pennies. And extreme Jewery.

Holy Shit! Plotsky gave me jabies!

by Prag690 January 30, 2009

Jabbies

The female breasts, those mountainous regions, the water balloons, the puppies fighting under a blanket....booooooobs.

" I want you to grab my jabbies!"

by Jessicka Graham March 31, 2003

Jarvie Eyes

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.

A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.

by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

jarbear

An animal which is cross between a giraffe and a polar bear. It is considered an insult because of the way it is pronounced and is an extension of the word jar.

I hate you so much! You're so annoying! You're such a jarbear.

by ilovejarbears March 8, 2013

Jarbi

The runner

Jarbi ran away after confronting his crush

by Nightskyy January 27, 2021

jarble Garble

When you talk shit out of your ass that nothing makes sense

I was talking to old mate but couldn't understand a thing, he was talking jarble garble

by GoodarNandos June 16, 2023

Jariel

The name 'Jariel' is used as a placeholder name for a sex offender whose true identity may need to be withheld in a legal action, case or discussion. It is generally an identifier for individuals who practice grooming and romantically entangling impressionable individuals on the internet, in most common scenarios by using ancient mediterranean courting techniques. Such techniques may involve braiding of armpit hair into dreadlocks and flourishing them in a mating ritual, immersing oneself in an olympic pool-sized vat of olive oil and balsamic vinegar and sensually emerging from it like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. They are also known to dress as characters from popular space fantasy franchises in order to infiltrate comic conventions in order to lure unsuspecting victims, whilst secretly possessing envenomed mozzarella sticks to drug them with. Please be known, if you do come in contact with such individuals, the best course of action is to contact Interpol and not engage the suspect until help has arrived, usually in the form of a water hose to wash down the sex-goblin or drugging it with a marijuana dart, which generally results in the Jariel's temporary motor disability. Be warned. The threat is real. This maybe a definition, but it is also a cautionary note.

'Oh, shit. There's Jariel in the crowd. There, in the Obi-Wan costume.'

by MLG-Fenno October 13, 2015