January 1st 

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

January 1st by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 1st 

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

January 1st by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022

january 1st 

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

january 1st by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 1st 

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

January 1st by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 1st 

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

January 1st by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 1st 

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

January 1st by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 1st 

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

January 1st by Berrino November 24, 2023