January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023