jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

jamesio

A person who is overly concerned about physical appearances. Most often, has an ego bigger than small moons, and sporadically says: "I am awsome."

Jamesio's will use sarcasm and Innuendo to convey a point, usually sarcasm that reinforces their already oversized ego.

To spot a Jamesio, simply read the name. If you suspect an alt, then examine the name. "Jamesio is hot", or "Jamesio²" are common examples.

Jamesio: "If I could I would come out of a cake for you."

^This shows that this Jamesio believes in his superior sexiness. Whether or not this is true is debatable.

by Truth_Teller April 30, 2006

Jamison Foster

Has A Very Fat BBC and he’s a loner he SMASH different WOMEN every night

Jamison Foster had a fat BBC

by Yoobroskiiiii October 8, 2020

Jamison

(n.) the most bad-ass Cuban muthafucka to walk this damn planet!

There is only one Jamison...

Watch your back foo....

by Jakaloap December 9, 2008

Jamison

The most handsome guy.

No one:

Sophia: Oh Jamison's so handsome

by sphtrn April 10, 2020

Jamison

A jerk. A complete leech who does nothing but take what other people can give him. He may have an amazing voice but he's got the inner personality of a complete asshole. Girls will find him attractive, but let this be a warning to you: he's not worth your time, or anyone else's

I fell in love with a Jamison once, it was the last thing I ever did.

by Charlytte April 8, 2009

Jamesio

One who surpasses the sexiness of one 'Fabio' and adds the suffix 'io' to the end of their name. It has been known that only people with the name 'James' can do this.

Female usage: You're so sexy Jamesio!

Male usage: I wish I was as sexy as Jamesio!

by JimE Ray January 24, 2005