2 definitions by sphtrn
A long haired man boy who may or may not be a child in an adult body. Cam can play the guitar and will sometimes make music that is "eh". Cam is very good at crying and can always make other people sad with stories of his puppet adventures. You'll always find him after school at a Starbucks trying to catch up on homework from a week ago. Usually you'll see him wearing a beanie, and maybe his nails will be painted because emo. Contrary to popular belief, he's not 15! He's actually a legal adult who often makes obscure references (to Sponge bob among other things).
by sphtrn March 21, 2019