Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

Jalapeno Bottle Cap by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

Jalapeno Tina 

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.

I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.

Jalapeno Tina by TnASS T. July 7, 2010

jalapeno hot popper 

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female

God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.

jalapeno hot popper by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015

Jalapeño Bitch

(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch

(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.

Jalapeño Bitch by Jalapeño Bitch June 2, 2016

Jalapeno Popper 

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.

Jalapeno Popper by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008

jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.

'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"

jalapeno slider by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

jalapeno popper 

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

jalapeno popper by pink lady c January 26, 2013