Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

Japooty

A woman's (Female at birth) vagina.

Hey honey, is your japooty done bleeding so I can commence with the pounding?

by Rumpobrush July 16, 2007

Janoot

A sweet, innocent, beautiful, kind, and talented high school girl. One of the best friends anyone could ever have.

Janoot's good-natured personality made her a wonderful person to be around.

by buffyvh January 10, 2005

jabooty hook

The act of slipping ones three middle fingers into the crack of another person withh full force while saying "jabooty hook"

bruce had his hand in dan's ass and pulled off a solid jabooty hook
sarah jabooty hooked jen last night

by billy 787 November 25, 2007

jabooti

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don hit jabooti on thuh dans flo

by Dildo Swaggins November 28, 2013

jacooter

to get eaten out in a jacuzzi; to eat a girl out in a jacuzzi

My boyfriend and I went to the jacuzzi last weekend and I got jacootered. Lucky me!

by gahgahaghahhhhh June 16, 2008

Jahootie.

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.

Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.

by Cissee October 15, 2008