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Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller
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Alex: Is that Jago?
Alfie: OMG he's such a bumlick
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An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
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Used to define a particularly outrageous fashion outfit that is over the top. The word comes from fashion stylist Clifford Jago and his aesthetic.
That outfit is SOOO jago!
by Frank Zola May 24, 2018
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Jago Sidgwick

the fittest air host ever
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An amazing friend and lover. He's everything you could ask for in a partner. He loves dogs more than anyone else and has an indescribable amount of love for food. Can be quite flirtatious but has a great sense of humor.
Angus: Imagine finding a lover and best friend in one person, it'd be so easy for an introvert like me.
Me: babe, get you a jagos ;)
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He’s an exceptional guy with a big heart, one of a kind really. He’s kind, drop dead handsome, knock your socks off hilarious, and incredibly special. He fights tooth & nail for what he believes, my favorite person ever made.
Stranger: how would you describe the new guy?
Me: he’s a real JAGO if you ask me, except he can’t be because there’s only one as amazing as him ;)
by rizz.a.balls March 2, 2024
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