Judas

TORMENTED BY DEMONIC CHILDREN UNTIL HE IS DRIVEN TO MADNESS AND KILLS HIMSELF! BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! IT'S THE FUCKING RELIGION! IT IS A THING YOU DO! YOU ARE BEING DEMONIC LITTLE CHILDREN!

Hym "YES! That is why we made guns! To murder all the demented little children! YES! It's GOOD to murder them! Thank God for murder! It's the only solution that works 100% of the time! You did it to Judas. You did it to Nietzsche. It's in the Bible. It's in the Quran. This is why your kids get shot in the face."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

judas priest

A British metal band who gained international notice in the late 70s and were one of the most popular names of the 80s. Largely responsible for the traditional heavy metal sound through their influential 70s work, and established the important genre of speed metal. Also notorious for featuring singer Rob Halford, who came out of the closet as gay after his departure from the band in 1993. (He rejoined the band in the summer of 2003.)

If you don't like Judas Priest, then you simply don't like metal.

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

Judas shuffle

(Catholicism) The act of leaving Mass early, typically between receiving communion and the concluding rite, without a justifiable reason for doing so. The Judas shuffle is named after Judas Iscariot, who left the Last Supper (the first Mass/Divine Liturgy) early in order to summon the guards to arrest Jesus.

My brother did the Judas shuffle because he wanted to watch the football game.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

Judas Priest

kickass heavy metal band

I stayed up listening to Judas Priest last nite.

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk October 10, 2004

Judas Priest

Legendary and thoroughly awesome Heavy Metal band. Could be described as the co-founders of Heavy Metal (along with Black Sabbath). Its sometimes said that Black Sabbath invented Heavy Metal, and Judas Priest perfected it. Judas Priest (or Priest for short) have had a number of drummers come and go over the years, this possibly inspired Spinal Tap's exploding drummers skit.

Priests awesome, powerful tunes include "Victim of Changes", "Beyond The Realms of Death", "Breaking the Law", "You Got Another Thing Coming"

This "poor mans Iron Maiden" thing is a load of bollocks. Priest rock!!!

1. Priest really rocked at Ozzfest!

2. I'd take Priest over any douchebag nu metal band anyday!

3. Judas Priest are coming to town!

by Kent Paul September 9, 2004

Judas Goat

A Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general animal herding. The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination. In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared. Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and on to trucks.

"Yes follow the judas goat to your death's fools!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "

by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007

Judas Priest

A Classic Metal band, Formed in the late 60s by Glenn Tipton and KK Downing. Also responsible for influencing most metal bands in existence.

Painkiller

by JasonAshton February 20, 2003