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Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.
"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"
by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008
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JARS

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.
Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."
by Dr. Andrews October 25, 2006
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JARS

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.
<JARS Person> I love anime, man!
<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...
<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*
by ladyshera February 20, 2009
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jars of clay

1. The coolest band ever.
2. Expressing onself in a very poetic and meaningful way.
Nicky: when Anthony found out that I like the Smashing Pumpkins, he asked me to marry him.
Erika: Oh, that is so Jars of Clay.
by enksox April 14, 2005
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jars

Short for Jarvan.

Word is used to express discomfort, intense query, contempt, or other related situations.
Can also be used freely in different contexts and can be legitimized based on a person's experience using the word.

Related phrases such as "jars in my vans," "jassr," "jarvan," "jars morant," "tears in my jears" etc.

Inspired by Jarvan IV ultimate in Riot's League of Legends.
Example: "Jars? What do you mean 100% sugar in bubble tea isn't disgusting?"
Example: "Jars?!?!?!?!"
Example: "Jars morant when :jeffmidlane: malds in leej"
by jakeboosted July 28, 2020
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Joy Jars

A perfectly, satisfyingly, exceptionally, fantastically, Deliciously, tasteful ass that one with a keen eye would appreciate with most generous respect.
I am catching feels for those Joy jars.
by F-16 viper July 6, 2023
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Ethan van Jaarsveld

He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
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