jooked

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

by ^-^ April 29, 2006

Joosep

GOD Of GODS.

Look there's Joosep the God of gods

by Barney barrel November 28, 2018

majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

by tommigunn March 18, 2004

jooped

screwed over; got the wrong end of the deal

"I don't want to get jooped into spending more on the bill for dinner than Steve."

by kissmyturkey March 16, 2016

Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.

The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."

by AndyRSC October 24, 2010

Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.

Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.

by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008