fat jolly man

A fat man who is very nice, happy, and laughs at his own jokes but sucks at his own overall goal.

Ex: teaching

Mark: Hey look at Mr. Wagger!
Susie: He's a nice fat jolly man.

by slavelabor34 January 12, 2022

Jolly

This person is an amazing one whom you do not want to lose. They are great friends and good people to talk to when you have problems with your life. You never want to let a "Jolly" go. They are trustworthy and just the best.

Jolly's such a great friend
I know!

by Dr.Snuggles November 25, 2017

Jolly Green Giant

The baddest mother in the fucking valley:

The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW

"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."

by Darrell Parkhill August 17, 2009

Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Twisting the Jolly

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.

"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"

by BluntLord420 July 27, 2016

jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L

by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005

Jolly Lobster

When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.

A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."

by maddies anglers September 29, 2012