Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

jelly bean

a cute guy who wears too much gel in his hair all the time

eddie is a jelly bean again today

by shaweed July 3, 2003

Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Jelly Bean Queen

A fierce-fab over-weight Latino gay man.

Did you see that Jelly Bean Queen in the Justin Bieber half-shirt at the Flea Market? He's a total Jelly Bean Queen.

by Miles-Long-Dever-CO February 18, 2011

jelly bean jousting

Synonym for scissoring.

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.

by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022

Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020