Jelle de kutjong

name for a person that is stupid

you are an absolute Jelle de kutjong

by oioi162 September 22, 2020

Jelle

Is a type of person with a big forehead and a tiny peepee

Oh my that man is such a jelle

by Jangtwar October 29, 2020

jelled

jelled or jells moment: whenever someone says some dumb and unfunny shit that no one other then the person who made the joke finds it funny, this can commonly be seen on twitter whenever jells decides to tweet something ''funny'' out.

syno: jells, please shut it, you're not funny.
jells: poggies, Samsung 455L Bottom Mount Fridge with Water Dispenser - Matte Black moment hahah

syno: jelled

by SynoR6 November 30, 2020

jelleyfishes

(n). 1) sperm in the bathtub often from shower sex or masturbation.

1) Damnit!!! Who had sex in the shower again?!! I just stepped on two jelleyfishes.

by Dr. Leon (the ladies man) March 23, 2011

Jelley

A Spanish looking sea captain, who is actually a British plumber.

you look as bewildered as a mother of a jelley.

by benjaminplumber July 31, 2013

Jellyhorn

a lubed up dildo or strap-on

That strippers name is Trixy Jellyhorn. She must really love her coin-operated boy.

by Cinamonbunss March 18, 2011

Jellahell

Adjective; mixture of the three words "jealous", "as", and "hell".

A compounded attempt for expressing radical amounts of jealousy.

Only meant for use when the individual(s) being described are most obviously haters.

Austin: "Why does every guy in this town have to wear flannel shirts. I guess they're all just really sensitive."

Eva: "No, you just know that's my type. And you JELLAHELL."

Austin: "Wow I really am a hater..."

by Condom92 October 13, 2011