That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

by 2410 April 27, 2008

Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

by sacsmine October 21, 2011

the Jeeves

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.

Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

Ask Jeeves

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"

by foo_foo November 6, 2007

Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022