Foul-smelling genitals. Usually used by females referring to a male's genitals, but is becoming increasingly popular for males to refer to a foul-smelling vagina as "skunk junk."
"I went down on Rob and he had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever had the displeasure of encountering!" exclaimed Joyce.
"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"
"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"
"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"
"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"
by WordWally June 19, 2009
Get the skunk junk mug.1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.
2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them
3.) someone who's usually always one the computer
4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.
2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them
3.) someone who's usually always one the computer
4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.
"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"
by shakishia July 28, 2006
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Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.
He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.
by mondokoosh October 31, 2013
Get the news junkie mug.The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.
by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009
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by junkmonk2k13 September 5, 2013
Get the Junkmonk mug.1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
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