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Jamaican Truck Stop 

When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.
Did you hear what happened last week?

No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.

Oh shit!! No way!
Jamaican Truck Stop by Billy ooo February 14, 2020

Jamaican lamb's wool 

weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..
Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool
Jamaican lamb's wool by yardobeef December 28, 2007

Jamaican Relay 

The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.
Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.

Jamaican Cigarette 

A marijuana blunt rolled thin and short to the relative size of a cigarette.
Vince: "Let's roll a blunt!"
Nate: "Okay, but I only have enough weed for a jamaican cigarette."
Jamaican Cigarette by Cornweezy January 3, 2011

Jamaican Swirlee 

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”

Jamaican Bobsled Team 

A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.

Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"

"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
Jamaican Bobsled Team by P Banger February 15, 2010