J.O.R.

Jack Off Room.

A special room, usually a closet, in a house, apartment, or dorm which primary function is a place for someone to masturbate uninterrupted.

If you need me I'll be in the J.O.R.

J.O.R. by J.O.R. Addict August 21, 2008

J.O. and O.J. 

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).

Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.

J.O. and O.J. by Mattj June 7, 2016

J.O.D.D 

Jump On Da Dick. I song by Trick Daddy, on the Album called Gangsta Matrimony.

Bitch wanna fuck, then J.O.D.D!

J.O.D.D by IrishZomb1E TZA May 30, 2008

J.O.T. 

Acronym for Jizz on Toast.

I ate some J.O.T. for breakfast this morning.

J.O.T. by mummified jizz-eater January 13, 2009

O.J.'d out 

to run out of town. to shun.

they hated him so much they O.J'd him right out of town.

O.J.'d out by Micki Kaplan October 17, 2003

J.O. 

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

J.O. by tony February 10, 2003

E.J.O.

Means Eternal Jump Off. Basically, it is an older woman that not Wifey-Material and never will be. She has been a jump-off since her younger years and has never learned or gained the skills and behaviors that would put her in the Wifey category, and she NEVER will. These women are easy to spot. They are the old chick at the club who is desperately trying to cling to her youth, and failing. Gravity, age, and bad living habits have taken hold on her like a Boa Constrictor, and she doesn't look good at all. On top of that, her personality is as shitty as her looks. They're trying to be Cougars, but end up actually being an Alleycat.

"DAMN!!!" Look at the old, ugly busted chick at the club. She ain't got no business here. She's not cute and only good for steady pumping. She's been looking for a man, but dudes know better than to wife that up. She'll be an E.J.O. until the day she dies.

I heard Keisha had to walk home from the hotel last night. Dude fucked her, and let her stranded with no cab fare. It's the 10th time this money. She keeps crying and asking why men don't say with her. She's an E.J.O. and the only one that doesn't know it is her.

E.J.O. by DarkMessiah1974 May 18, 2011