ibone

To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.

Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?

by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009

Ivornese

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.

An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!

by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011

ivonics

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.

Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

by Macadaciouse November 7, 2004

ionel

Super tare

Ionel dulce te seduce

by Yayy12349 September 21, 2020

Ione

Ione- a name of Greek origin and means violet flower.

What's your name?
My name is Ione

by Nicedefsx October 8, 2011

Ivonn

The most awesome person ever who can make u laugh without telling u a joke. She is kind hearted and amazing and she is fun

Coatch: Ivonn u look grate out there take a brake

by Bookcase closet May 5, 2018

Ivoneth

A Beautiful Girl that is so amazing she blows you away everytime you get a glance of her. She is wild and funny and can make funny jokes that make your stomach hurts. She has a love for the people that care about her... her family and friends are first for her. Shes a corny girl who likes doing spontaneous things. She doesnt like to be called Ivy if you know her she likes to be called by her name Ivoneth. She has brown eyes and they shine so bright and her smile can light a dark room. If you ever meet an ivoneth in your life keep her because you will never meet another one.

Boy: Ivoneth looks so pretty!!!
Johnny: You better watch out i hear shes dating marco and he will fuck you up and so will I so back off

by El papiii June 10, 2018